Here Comes the Crap

In "Oh good" news, George Harrison finally received his Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today.  The star was purchased by Capitol Records as a way to honor the former Beatle's unparalleled contribution to movies and television and to promote an upcoming "greatest hits" compilation of his solo career.  Rumored tracks include My Sweet Lord and other, alternate versions of My Sweet Lord.

Harrison's wife, son, and new beau Tom Hanks were present at the ceremony.  In what can only be described as the most dubious words ever spoken about a spouse, Olivia Harrison said the following:

"We all have such deep feelings for George because he was such a deep-feeling person... he was funny as the day is long and jut as perplexing."

Find out more insightful quotes like the ones above in her new spoken word CD: I'm a Moron!     

We can only hope that Somali pirates will try to steal this thing.  The Star on the Walk of Fame; not Olivia Harrison's new CD, smartass.